Did you hear?
There is a new club in town and we were invited 😏
We feel extremely “cool” to be members of this semi-exclusive social app: ClubHouse. We’re not very fond of anything social, so that’s quite the milestone.
We’ve been on this app for a week now, and given our judgmental, “observant”, personalities, here’s how we define it for now - emphasis on the for now: Clubhouse is the “self-proclaimed” pioneers’ House-Party, minus the video feature - audio only. It will probably end up as تجمع للتميلح but who knows.
Regardless of your follower count or your position, you can jump in and out of different-subject-led discussions. Vogue described the app's experience as "a dizzying bringing together of live podcast-style conversations” and we couldn’t agree more.
Many on this app fit into the tech-savvy👨🏾💻, angel investor 🦄 👼🏼, ✨start-up fanatic✨, 💰مكتشف البتكوين persona. In short, this is what we mean: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSKMXM4D/
Fun Fact: We planned to crowdsource ideas through the app assuming confidently that everyone would come rushing to our “room”. We ended up having 3 of our friends only. And no we’re not complaining. #I’m_not_embarrased_you_are
No but seriously, thank you Saleh, Noura, and Sara🎈
The Biden Inauguration
The “political” event that took over all our social feeds, but this time we didn’t scroll past it..
Are we suddenly all interested in politics? Or did Biden’s tactics of appealing to the youth actually work? Or maybe … we are all craving being on the critic’s seat and this is the best option we have.
Kamala Harris’s step daughter, Ella Emhoff caught our eye with her out-of-the-norm outfit. It’s the typical “I study fashion /DIY” outfit. Yet, we commend her for it … as if she’s waiting for our validation.
The talk of the town, Amanda Gorman, we couldn’t take our eyes off of her perfectly red, prada-labeled headband. In fact, a percentage of our salaries this month will be spent on Prada headbands now. Kudos to her stylist.
Jenny from the block is here. وياليتها ما جت.
To us, the stars were the grandkids. Biden’s descendants striked us with their fashion sense. We now need, yes need, to be part of such political events solely for the purpose of wearing similar expensive monochromatic outfits. - No, our marketing studies didn’t make us mindful of the traps of influencers.
Actually if we were invited, these would be our monochromatic outfits.
Speaking of presidential outfits, the electric blue vest was the actual winner 🇸🇦
Our recent subscribers, thank you.
We love you. Not really. But we still respect you.
We’ve only been doing this for a few weeks now, but guess what? Our lives have ✨completely✨ changed..
Allow us to elaborate
Every interaction we are having in real life could find its way into this newsletter. Friends, be careful … We are so close to becoming “gossip girl”.
We began showing our sarcastic side in professional settings, unintentionally🤷🏻♀️.
You’d start noticing the sudden poetic tone in our emails if you were on the receiving end. 👹