السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته، أما بعد..
*Disclaimer*
Shawg & Abeer are no longer part of the team. Their alter-egos decided to take over due to their constant depression cycles, and unpredictable actions. There’s no room for “instability” in this household. 🚮
This newsletter is serious business, and if they are not willing to commit, they’ll be replaced with ones who are worthy of this gem.
Yes we let go of the useless, but we cherish all their past efforts. Let’s reminisce on their 2021 highlights and wish them a better 2022.
Now that we closed their chapter. LET’S BEGIN! 🤝
First act of business, follow our twitter: https://twitter.com/nug_6a
We are finally bringing order to this establishment aka a decent social media presence.. (don’t take our word for it)
So Riyadh Season was a thing? Still a thing?
We were lucky enough to have visited one of its activities. Diriyah Biennale. Some people claim that it’s not part of the Season, but we say it is.
واحنا أدرى.. 👧🏻
وقعنا في حب حي جاكس.. ترقبوا مكتب نقطة هناك، وراسلونا عشان ما تفوتكم الفرصة استثمارية.
مصلى؟ دقيقة في بندانا …. مستحيل يكون مصلى. أو يمكن يكون مصلى يرمز لجمع الدين والدنيا ⭐️
We weren’t sure if we should disclose this, but we did bid on these masterpieces for our penthouse in new york.
وهذي بعد نبي نشتريها..
شكلنا بالغلط دخلنا مصنع فرز الرز.. Let's get back
ما ندري عجبنا عشان الفن نفسه ولا عشان الفنان اللي وراه. كان متخبي وخوفنا. بس خفيف دم. #لاتصدق_كل_مايقال
22 predictions for 2022 🧞
People selling their souls as NFTs
Vaccine shot every month 🧉
The return of DVDs
Justin Bieber gets back with Selena Gomez حبيبتي هايلي
Pete Davidson & Kim getting engaged
Bitcoin’s founder reveals her identity and it’s actually everyone’s “favorite”, Ellen Degeneres
North, Penelope & Rein take over Hulu’s new Kardashian Show. 💎
A million dollars get magically transferred to our bank accounts
David Dobrik gets cancelled
Facebook is cool again
Riyadh is hit with a snow storm ⛷
Flipflops become more valuable than Jordans
The great resignation continues..
خلاص ما عندنا زيادة
2021’s last quarter movies were not too shabby. 📼
Don’t Look Up: A sarcastic movie based on events that can be true in the near future.
Moral of the story: the extent our brains go to just so we can feel “safe”.
Encanto: An extremely relatable consortium of traumas that is portrayed beautifully with Pixar’s visuals.
Spider Man No Way Home: Wow. We thought we were lucky to have Tom Holland, but featuring Andrew & Toby was the cherry on top. Post-credits scene was the cherry on top of the cherry #venom.
Aside from the cast, marvel never disappoints when it comes to CGI, and everything else.
House of Gucci: It was sad.
King Richards: INSPIRING. If you set your mind to something, you will achieve it. Just let your ego at the door or know how to use it to your advantage.
Dune: لسان الغيب and Timothée Chalamet, that’s it, that was the movie. We think we liked it.
Shang-Chi and The Legend of The Ten Rings: Easily becoming one of our favorite marvel characters. Beautifully orchestrated fight scenes that kept us glued to the screen.
We close off with the song of the year:
نتمنى لكم راحة البال في ٢٠٢٢.